your haunted houses scary? Is there an age limit?
A. Our haunts are SCARY! The attractions
are not intended for the faint of heart. Our commitment
to you is that we WILL scare you. We do not recommend
our attractions for children under the ago of 12.
2 What if
I have a heart condition or if I'm pregnant or nursing
A. Those with heart conditions or pregnant
or nursing moms should not attend our attractions. It's
just not a good idea. If you gave birth inside one of
our attractions, just know that your child could be
scarred for life. So, FAIR WARNING!
3. Will I
get grabbed, torn or have my brain eaten? Do I need
to know self defense?
A. Shouldn't happen. No seriously, do
not touch any of the creatures. If you don't touch them,
they won't touch you. Besides, if you touched them,
you'd be sorry because most of them are covered in decaying
flesh, grime, blood, goo or some other related mess.
4. If I get
scared, I might have the overwhelming impulse to high
tail it outta there. Is that OK?
A. Running inside our haunted environments
is not permitted and will not be tolerated. Safety and
your personal enjoyment are our top priorities, and
people can get hurt if you run. So just don't do it
- or else someone could get hurt, like we said already
you get too scared or can't continue because you chicken
out or mess yourself, we will have several exits for
you to leave the madness.
I like to be a jerk and get abusive with people, so
what do ya think about that punk?
A. Those found to be abusive or unruly
will be escorted from the attraction by a uniformed
police officer and will not be allowed to return. Refunds
will not be given. Just be cool dude.
6. OK, this
looks great, but is it really scary and safe?
A. We are making great efforts to provide
a fun and safe experience. However
Enter at your
own risk. Demented Creatures and Monsters are lurking
around every corner waiting to fill you with intense
fear and burn horrific images into your retinas. They
have been trained to identify and exploit the most frightening
torments of your mind. Yes it's scary. Come see for
7. I have
the strange feeling that I'm being watched. What's up
A. You ARE being watched. For the safety
of everyone involved, our attraction is monitored by
video surveillance. Vandalism will not be tolerated
and will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the
law. We'll have Police remember, so just be cool dude,
and have a good time.
8. Are you
open if it rains?
A. Absolutely! We have covered queue lines
to protect you from the elements, so come on out. Actually,
there's nothing better than going to a scary haunted
house on a dark, raining night, so we'll be waiting
9. I had
a question, but I forgot what it was
A No problem, happens to us all the time.
Just contact us at email@example.com and
we'll get back to you as soon as we can.
We're here to bring you a safe, entertaining
and "over the top" horrifiying experience,
and with your help, we can all make this world a better
place for everyone.
here to scare you because we think you deserve